Mster: (holding Sven on the couch) Hi Sven. I'm Mster, your big sister. This is my mommy. She makes me breakfast every morning.
Of all the things she could tell him, that is what she could think of at that moment. (It was hours after I'd poured her cereal too)
And on a similar mommy note.
This is what I deal with on a semi-daily basis.

I case you can't tell that's vomit.