At church...
Mster: (while prancing an animal cracker on top of Lster's head) The animal is pooping on you.
Getting ready to go for the pool...
Cster: I'll only go to the pool if you want me to. Do you want me to go?
Mster: Definately (remember she's 2)
Etc...
Mster: Can I give Lster some milk from my nipples?